We get it. Life is busy.
The 'do nothing' option
Here is what is included.
£0//month
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100% protection from the discomfort of trying new things
No awkward first classes. No nerves. No sweaty palms. Just the same shy kid at the back of the room.
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Full preservation of current playground status
If someone bigger wants their spot, they move. If someone pushes, they take it. No skills to change the story.
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Socialisation safely contained to a six-inch screen
No need to learn names, share space, or figure out how to look someone in the eye when you shake their hand.
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Guaranteed zero interference with household discipline
Shoes still dumped by the door. Homework still a nightly battle. “In a minute” still meaning never.

